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By Kevin O'Neill

By Kevin O'Neill

Narrator: "This walking armada of death was a giant effigy of the Grand Master himself and had been taught to repeat his most famous sayings..."

Torquearmada: "Be pure..! Be vigilant..! BEHAVE!" 2000 AD prog 341.


Torquearmada: "With sword and axe and mace, I cleanse and purify... I never show any mercy... All aliens must die!" 2000 AD prog 342.


Torquearmada: "I can't move my legs! I can't move my legs!" (NB: this is not one of the Grand Master's sayings.) 2000 AD prog 343.


Torquearmada: "I think I've seen the robot with the teeth before..! He made an odd gesture at me once."

Mek-Quake: "That could be Ro-Jaws."

Torquearmada: "I was in a military parade and he kept calling out ‘knickers’!"

Mek-Quake: "It's definitely Ro-Jaws!" 2000 AD prog 346.