Judge Slocum: "Deputy Chief Judge Fish sentenced them to dress like that, sir. He said it would be a lesson to every Judge to behave like men not little girls." 2000 AD prog 91.
Judge Slocum: "The people have been impossible since Judge Dredd escaped. They've got the idea he's going to 'save' them!" 2000 AD prog 92.
Judge Caligula: "What lovely boys they are! So delightfully murderous! Ha, ha! Perhaps I should have been born a Klegg, eh, Slocum?"
Judge Slocum: "You — uh... you're much too good-looking, Chief Judge!"
Judge Caligula: "How kind, Slocum! I like you!" 2000 AD prog 98.
Judge Slocum: "There was only one man strong enough to stand against Cal! Only one man... AND WE HELPED TO MURDER HIM!" 2000 AD prog 99.
Judge Slocum: "Calm down, Chief Judge. Here, let me wipe the saliva from your chin—"
Judge Caligula: "I will not calm down! Get away from me, you fool!" 2000 AD prog 100.
Judge Slocum (thinking): "Cal thinks he can speak to all the dead Chief Judges! He's crazy as a coot!" 2000 AD prog 105.
Judge Slocum (thinking): "M-my grief — he's going to PICKLE ME!"
Judge Caligula: "It's really the best answer for your problem, Slocum. No more worries... no more wrinkles! You'll remain young, smiling, fresh — forever! It's the only cure for worry wrinkles — and for men who call me crazy! Ha, ha, ha!" 2000 AD prog 105.