Knave of Hearts: "You think you're funny? You're not half as loony as we are! 'Cos we're from the Crazy Gang!" 'The Return of Captain Britain', X-Men Archives Featuring Captain Britain #1.
Knave of Hearts: "Why do we have to walk home?"
Harlequin: "The taxi driver wanted paper-pounds to bring us this way. We didn't have any. We could have got some out of the safe, only you could not open it. What good is it being criminals if we don't know how to do crimes...?" 'Law & Disorder', Captain Britain (trade paperback) Vol 1 1.
Slaymaster: "The Crazy Gang were stranded out of their dimension — running wild, like headless chickens. I took them under my wing." 'Flotsam and Jetsam', ibid.