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Byke

By Dave Kendall

Byke 2

By Dave Kendall

Byke 3

By Dave Kendall

2000 AD prog 2025 cover

By Clint Langley

Byke 4

By Dave Kendall

Kek-W: "Byke started 'training' Fairfax in the first series – nudged and goaded him towards becoming a real Judge – a protector ... I loved writing the three-way back-and-forth 'family' squabbles between Byke, Jess and Fairfax." Interview on Facebook.


Byke (first words): "Judge down! Judge down! Urgent medical assistance required!" 2000 AD prog 1973.


Judge Fairfax: "Byke? Status update."

Byke: "Storm skzss damage. Cannot repair firmware. You kzz jailbroke me... uncoupled me from the Judgecloud. Asshole." 2000 AD prog 1974.


Byke: "Help! Someone — anyone! Please... It's so dark and scary under this tarp!"

Suicide cultist: "Huh? Another woman? Didn't anyone check?"

Byke (firing cannon): "Peek-a-goddamn-boo, assholes!" 2000 AD prog 1975.


Byke (having just encountered a psychic zombie): "Whoo. That was some skzss spooky shit. Knew your name and everything. Even knew you were an asshole. What are the odds, huh?"

Fairfax: "And you can shut up too." 2000 AD prog 1976.


Fairfax: "Think I'll disable your speech chip."

Byke: "Well, maybe I'll immobilise myself. See how far you get on foot... asshole." 2000 AD prog 1977.


Byke: "Remember the skxxt three ‘I’s: ‘Inter. Interrogate. Intel.’"

Fairfax: "What is this? A workplace appraisal? I'm in charge here."

Byke: "Prove it." 2000 AD prog 1978.


Fairfax: "You're a Mark-Three Lawrider — a talking gearbox — not my damn... partner." 2000 AD prog 1979.


Byke: "Listen, we can't just skzt leave her here."

Fairfax: "‘We’? There ain't no—"

Byke: "Don't be a dick about this, Fairfax." 2000 AD prog 1981.


Fairfax: "Bike cannon! Full sweep!"

Byke: "Sure. Except I'm facing the skss wrong way, Judge Strung-Out. Lemme check. Maybe I got a zsskst rocket-launcher stashed up my tailpipe that I don't know about..." 2000 AD prog 2025.


Jess: "Leggo! They're killing her—!"

Fairfax: "Byke's a machine. She's not real." 2000 AD prog 2026.


Casey: "A Mark-3 Lawrider. Man, I can't wait to take her apart." 2000 AD prog 2027.


Jess: "Byke was damaged in the storm — became a person — started badmouthing Mr Fairfax!"

Casey: "Ha! Didn't happen, kid. Couldn't happen." 2000 AD prog 2028.

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