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Turner

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Archmime Turner's hat: "Let's not drokk around, Jack. My sleazy little cult exists primarily to liberate creds from rich retards, and I'd feel just awful about that -- awwwful -- if the repugnant skinwastes didn't wind up feeling happier, calmer and more fulfilled into the bargain." 2000 AD prog 1808.

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