Things said by or about Ernest Errol Quinch

Quinch (narrating): "My name is Ernest Errol Quinch. My mother, who is, like, this incredibly rich old lady that I know, says I'm emotionally deprived with accordant behavioural aberrations. This means that I like stealing things and destroying vehicles and terrorising people who have never done me any harm whatsoever. This is why everybody hates me, and that's why I'm emotionally deprived." 2000 AD prog 352.