Things said by or about Sensitive Klegg

Sensitive Klegg (speed-dating): "I am looking for friendship. My favourite colour is turquoise and my favourite food is the pulsing heart of a Lultfeshon-3 moon slug. You?" 2000 AD prog 1889.

Sensitive Klegg (narrating): "It is a strange, sad thing to feel like you don't belong... in the place you live, in the skin you were born into... I am destitute mortality, the ice-cold inertia of a life without meaning. And my line manager says I have great big smelly sausage finger—" *dodges falling piano* Ibid.