Things said by or about Dandridge

Hotelier 1: "Oui, he was here two days ago. He won a fortune at baccarat and bought champagne for everyone. Then he bet Roger Moore that he could open a dimensional gate with a pair of salad tongs. The last we saw of him he was heading towards a fashion show in Cannes in Monsieur Moore's Bentley."

Hotelier 2: "Oui, he was here yesterday. He won the award for best-dressed male, attacked a journalist with a harpoon, and escaped with twenty Swedish models. The last we saw of him he was heading towards Monte Carlo in a hot air balloon." 2000 AD prog 1824.

Dandridge: "I am at my most spectacular when drunk." 2000 AD prog 1825.

Dandridge: "A gentleman finds few things less worthy of attention than a villain not wearing a tie." 2000 AD prog 1826.