Things said by or about Spider-Man (Peter Parker)

Spider-Man: "Maybe it's good news for a change. And maybe the sun just rose in the west, and a cow jumped over the moon. Face it, Parker-- --around this campus, you're turning into a walking joke. I heard that one of my profs has a theory, based on my class attendance record, that Peter Parker doesn't even exist!" Super Spider-Man and Captain Britain #248.