Things said by or about Bix Barton

Bix Barton: "Hitler was nothing compared to the fiends we fought! Hitler wouldn't have got in their team. He wouldn't have made the ruddy subs' bench. Hitler! We're talking about a real scrum half, a real wing three quarter, a man with body swerve, chap who could drop-kick from anywhere on the park... Steve Ditto — the astrally projected man!" 2000 AD prog 663.